Friday, 20 February 2009

Bleeding Hell Sarah

[size=11pt][b]We've always supported Sarah Harding so we didn’t mind lending a hand to cover her bloody Brits at the afterparty.[/b][/size]
The Girls Aloud beauty, 27, was in agony at the star-addled Universal bash at London’s Claridge’s Hotel because her boob tape had chafed her chest parts.
Pop’s famous five won the Best British Single award but Sarah’s other gongs stole the show in this raunchy dress.
She showed us the damage and said: “It’s so painful. I’ve got tit tape all over the place and it’s pulled half my skin off.”
Our favourite popstrel also revealed she is planning on taking the London party scene to her new Buckinghamshire home this November for her DJ boyfriend Tom Crane’s 30th.
Sarah, right with Charli, told us: “I’m planning Harding Fest, our own festival for Tom’s birthday. We’ll have tents, bands and everything you need at a festival. It’ll be wicked.”
The thoughtful glamazon refused to attend the glitzy soiree without her stylist and make-up artist, despite the limited ticket allocation.
But the poor girl probably regretted Sarah’s generosity after she was papped falling over after the bash.
And she wasn’t the only booze casualty. Poor Katy Perry, 24, didn’t make it to the party because she vomited at Earl’s Court after collecting her Best Inter-national Female award.
Her 30-year-old friend Perez Hilton wrote on his Twitter page: “Just got a text from Katy.
She had to leave the Brits after she won. She’s so sick that she puked backstage!”
Our comedy chum Leigh Francis, 34, is still a fan of the pukey pop tart and told us: “I like Katy Perry but I don’t know if that’s just because of aesthetics – she’s got lovely bangers.
“I used to call Holly Willoughby Holly Willoughboobies. But now she’s up the duff, her bangers are full of milk.”
Fellow rib-tickler Michael McIntyre, 32, admitted he was so obsessed with stalking Gary Barlow, 38, at the Universal shindig, he lost his wife.
He told us: “Typical, this is my first BRITs and I’ve lost my wife. But I just want to meet Gary. That’s why I came. I’ve spent the entire night following him about.”
Meanwhile, singer VV Brown, 24, was overwhelmed by the posh surroundings of Claridge’s ballroom and free grub.
The newly famous singer said: “I’m still amazed by stuff like this. I really appreciate it.
“Everything’s so beautiful, they’ve even put little trees into the party.”
Mark Owen, 37, and Jason Orange even snubbed bandmate Gary’s War Child gig at the O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire to attend the Universal party.
Jason, 38, pushed a host of celebs out of the way to show off his famous dance moves and won the unofficial BRIT for hardest shindig gremlin.

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