Tuesday, 1 April 2008

WE'RE IN FOR A SIZZLER



GET ready for the sexiest summer ever as babes prepare to flash the flesh.
Experts reckon this summer could be the hottest on record with the mercury rising well above the 101.3F (38.5C) UK record set in Brogdale, Kent, on August 10, 2003.And it will not just be the heat that sends temperatures soaring. A survey claims babes are gearing up to flaunt their flesh in skimpy dresses and micro-bikinis – like 26-year-old Girls Aloud beauty Sarah Harding.The study says 77% of women plan to show their cleavage in dresses and bikinis. And 60% say they’ll give lads an eyeful in daring mini-skirts, while almost half confess they will also be going commando.One in three even reckon they will sunbathe topless.Global warming has changed recent weather patterns, sparking some of the most topsy-turvy seasons ever.Last summer large parts of the UK were under water as the nation was hit by floods. But it looks as if we will need to stock up on suntan cream instead of wellies this year. One weather expert said: “You won’t need to go abroad for your holiday.”Meanwhile, William Hill is offering 4-1 that 2008 is the hottest year on record. The bookie is also offering 8-1 that a UK temperature of more than 100F (37.7C) will be registered.Spokesman Rupert Adams said: “If someone told you that summer was starting, you would think it was an April Fools’ joke, but the odds suggest we could be in for a great summer.”

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